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Mathematics

Mathematics irrationality: Thousands of years passed, Millions of theorems derived, Crores of formulas made, But still.. “x” is unknown and.. “xxx” is well known !                             The post...

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A Company Owner

A Company Owner was asked a Question: “How do you Motivate your Employees to be so much Punctual?” He Smiles & Replies: “It’s simple; I have 30 Employees and 20 free Parking spaces 10 paid” The...

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Husband

Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting on the balcony with wife and he says, “I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you.” Wife asks, “Is that you, or the whisky...

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Indian Citizen

Answer given by an Indian Citizen:- My Income Tax return form has been sent back because, In response to a question for ‘Number of Dependents on you?’, I replied :— “65% of population who doesn’t pay...

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5 Doctors and 5 Engineers

5 Doctors and 5 Engineers are travelling by rail from Pune to Mumbai. They gather at Pune Railway Station. Both groups desperately try to prove their superiority. SCENE 1 (PUNE-MUMBAI): ————————————– 5...

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Kill The Employees

?? Banner In Front Of a corporate office: “Drive Slowly, Don’t Kill The Employees. Leave Them To Us.. We Do It In A Legal Way Regards, HR                                     http://seitenhost.com The...

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After 25 years….!!!!

After 25 years…. I was chatting with my classmate – my childhood crush, online. She asked me why I was typing so slow, and I said “Because my other hand isn’t free.”          She is not replying...

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Girls want Attention

Girls want Attention. Women want Respect. Men want both. . . . . . . . . . No no .. not Attention and Respect. . . . . Both Girls and Women… The post Girls want Attention appeared first on blogcorner.

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Time

Very nice Definition of TIME !? Time is Slow when you wait! Time is Fast when you are late! Time is Deadly when you are sad! Time is Short when you are happy! Time is Endless when you are in pain! Time...

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its over….!🎾

smiley Zabardast Breakup.. . One day frustrated boy threw 6 cricket balls on his girlfriend.. . GirlFriend: “what the hell was that?” . Boy : “its over”….! The post its over….!🎾 appeared first on...

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MEN ARE MEN

A girl at bus stop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation she told ” i love you” Man placed his hand on her head: ” this love and infatuation all are nothing, Go back to your home and study hard...

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Award for the Best

Award for the Best Out of Office auto reply: I will be on leave from 2nd to 9th For emergencies, please call 100 (police) and 102 (ambulance). For all other things have patience, I am not dying and...

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HAHAHA

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Three fastest means of communications

Three fastest means of communications: 1) Tele phone 2) Tele vision 3) Tell a woman Still need faster communication ?? Tell her NOT to TELL anyone !! (5G) Created by seiten - a complete IT solution,...

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